On: LinkedIn Statuses

If your linkedin status.

Is formatted like this.

Where every line ends with a period.

With double spacing so you can get the read more button to show.

So you can drive impressions via clicks of that button.

And your content is just a shitty story.

You’re not interesting.

You’re probably pretty boring.

And the people who like your stuff are probably boring as well.

But that’s just my take.

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